THESE WERE SENT BY VISITORS. I WOULD LIKE TO THANK THEM AND HOPE THAT OTHER VISITORS WILL SEND MORE.

CHESS.-Jolliman

ONCE THE GAME IS OVER, THE KING AND PAWN RETURN TO THE SAME BOX.

BOOMERANG.-Jolliman

A LITTLE BOY RAN INTO THE HOUSE AND TALKED HIS MOTHER,"MOM, MOM, BROTHER WAS HIT BY THE BOOMERANG!!, QUICK QUICK HELP HIM!" SHE REPLIED,"THAT STUPID BOY! HAVEN'T I ASKED HIM TO THROW THAT STUPID THING AWAY?!!" THE BOY REPLIED, " HE DID!!"

CROSSING.-Dave81'

What would you get if you cross a philosopher with a member of the mafia? Someone who'll make you a weird offer, that you can't understand.

KNOCK, KNOCK.-Macayava

A man knocked on the door of a house and informed the woman who openedd it, "i've come to see your piano, and I think it may require tunning." "But I didn't ask you to come!" "no". He repiled, "but your neighbour did!"

SPEACH-Ernest

During a rowdy annual dinner at the local cricket club, the guest speaker complained that "It's too noisy! I can hardly hear myself speak!" "never mind" the Presiden assured him. " You haven't missed anything."

HIDE-Ernest

OVERHEARD in a doctor's waiting room : "my uncle had a cough like your's and he died. Of course he was hiding under his neighbour's bed at the time."

DOG TRAINED!-Colli Jim773

A dog owner was happy to see that his dog was fully trained. First he said, "Fetch!" and he threw a stick. Immediately the dog fetched it. He then said, "sit" The dog then sits. He then says, " Roll over" the dog rolls over. He then says, "Heel" the dog walk over to him puts out it's paw and says, "I command this sickness to LEAVE you at ONCE!!"

CLICK HERE TO GO BACK. CLICK HERE TO GO NEXT PAGE.

I WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT AND VISIT.
COPYRIGHTED
TRADEMARKED
REGISTERED